This is the fastest way to lose a girlfriend yet discovered in the universe of time and space. A dirty pint consists first of all an alabama hot pocket. This is thoroughly repulsive. You then bring yourself to orgasm by slashing your girlfriends wrists, but before doing so take a long satisfying urination within your girlfriends anus/vagina, and then precede to ejaculate into the mixture of feaces and urine left within. Posesing STIs is of course preferable, but not essential. If you have a particulaly understanding girlfriend you may need to sugeest a Duck Tape Brewery, which involves further duck tapeing up the mixture left for at least an hour, and then drinking it through a straw.
Its our anniversary next week. If you dont give me a Dirty Pint, you dont really love me
by ConspicuousPancake November 16, 2006
Top Definition
Pint which typically consist of all the most disgusting shots the bar has to offer, mixed with half a pint of bitter. Usually given to the birthday boy/girl to down as a birthday 'treat'.
A Dirty Pint could consist of:
5 shots of Bell's whisky
3 shots of Gordon's gin
2 shots of sambuca
2 shots of tequila
2 shots of apple sour
Half a pint of Guiness.
by Scott_000 June 29, 2006
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