The dirty turd is when you shit out only one turd but have to wipe your ass so much you use most of the toilet paper (if not all of it). That is why it is called the dirty turd.
Dave used a whole roll of toilet paper and his left sock after he pooped out that dirty turd.
by Joe Z January 08, 2007
A turd thats so super stinky and sticky that it fills not only the toilet with dirtines, but it leaves your butt hole, ass crack, and bathroom poopy.
Oh my Gawd, I just made a rinky dinky stinking rotten dirty turd.
by BeansusChristo December 31, 2011