D-Town is the city of Detroit,Mi.(Founded in 1701)

The reason you are driving a car is because of a man from D-Town(Detroit), Named Henry Ford(Read up on him).

Some of your favorite singers get their style from D-Town(Detroit) ever heard of Motown Records?

D-Town(Detroit) is one of the cities of the great lakes(yes my tap water is fresher than yours)

Canada is right next door to D-Town(Detroit), So if I want to go shopping for cheap or go on a vacation in another country its only a 30min-1hr ride.

The D-Town(Detroit) is where Trick Daddy and Styles-p got their asses Beat.

D-Town(Detroit) is the home of the Pistons,Shocks,Red Wings,Tigers & Lions(So basically its the zoo, Where the weak gets ate)

D-Town(Detroit) is the only city that has Hot winters & Cold summers(Detroiters know what I mean)

If you go into a room with a million people from all over the globe and told them that you`re from D-Town they would think you`re talking about Detroit because its the real big D, D-Town, Motor City(JD aint no new motown B****!!)

The act of walking around town with poopy time in your pants.

The "Dirty Den" is a town in Connecticut known as Meriden. Theres the Inner City, and the Suburbs. The inner city is run down, and dirty looking. Theres a lot of businesses that moved or went bankrupt, and now their just old, deteriorating buildings. We're most famous for our mall and our hospital. We're drug infested.
The inner city kids are mostly mixed races. Most inner city kids are dirty. (as in they aren't preppy, their ghetto. Their in gangs and everything like that) Then theres the dirty white kids that are usually into every drug they can get their hands on, some are into skating at the park, and some like going to local band's shows. Theirs the usual preppy white kids too, into shopping and football and beer-pong.
The kids like having parties in cemeteries and the woods. We call loud, drug filled parties "bangers" instead of raves.

Theres a lot of trashy adults too. We have some famous homeless people. "Stretch" is the most famous. He stretches every 3-4 steps that he takes. Theres Army-Joe, he has flashbacks of Vietnam.

The kids get Zooted (High on weed) Twisted, (smoking and drinking) Toasted (high on heroin or pills) Zung/Zonked/Yipped/Zipped (high on crack/coke) and Cocked (drunk) We yerk pills. We toke bud. We love cheap vodka, and natty ice.

We have a good amount of police officers. (aka "Pigs" or "The 5-0") Most of them are assholes. You'll hear kids yell "SQUALLAY!" if the "5-0" comes around.

Theres always a package store within one bloc...

When a girl is giving a hand job and vomits on the male as he climaxes.

A place where carpets go when they have too
much "piddle" on them and are burned in a huge bon fire which the place "stanks" of
dirty piddle!

Town were dirty Asian Hoes farm on peoples faces and then fuck the person continuously as a sign of respect.

one must taketh a obese black woman into the rear of a Ford F150. This must have a heavy duty suspension because you will be laying her down on her back. using her giant orangatang nipples you envision the eyes of a smiley face. however this is no smiley face this is a d-town brown frown which intails the use of her stomach fatt. you pull this fatt apart and toward yourself ceating a frowny face. Enjoy my nukkas