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1. when one lover smears fecal matter onto the others upper lip (whether it by by way of dick or finger), creating the illusion he has a mustache similar to the mustache your gardener, enrique, grew when he was eight.

2. a theory for what the "that" that meatloaf references in the song where he says hed do anything for love (the other being an alaskan pipeline)

3. an event that occurred in dustin diamonds sex tape. the only time in his life taht he was better than meatloaf.
1:
elsa: damn, look at pedros mustache
luis: no mang, thats no mustache, thats his feces mang.
elsa: DAYUM! he betta wash dat dirty sanchez off

2:
groupie: hey baby, can you rub my poo all over my face?
*meatloaf spontaneously bursts out into song*
groupie: i was wondering what the "that" was
meatloaf: yea, i cant decide if i wrote it about a dirty sanchez or an alaskan pipeline, either way, youre nasty

3:
dustin diamond: wow, im such a loser, my career is dead. im gonna go smear my shit on some chicks face, that will help me!
by DËWadïct March 22, 2008
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1.
You guys are wrong, its when a man and a woman engage in anal sex, then the man takes his penis and rubs it on the girls upper lip leaving a moustache.
After having anal sex, the man gave the woman a dirty sanchez.
by H. Carl August 20, 2003
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2.
NO, a Dirty Sanchez is performed when a male fingers a female's ass and wipes the reminants on the female's upper lip. What you referred to below, when a male inserts his penis in a female's ass then transfers the fecal matter from his penis to the female's upper lip is the Dirty Rodruigez, the first cousin of the Dirty Sanchez. Don't feel bad though, they are commonly confused.
The man's index finger was smelly after administering a dirty sanchez.
by UnclePete123 February 27, 2006
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3.
after having anal sex, the man pulls out his penis and wipes it across his partners lip, forming an authentic looking mexican moustache.
he gave her a dirty sanchez and she never had anal sex again.
by frappe August 04, 2005
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4.
It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.
Jane likes to give head, but Dick likes to give a Dirty Sanchez.
by S.D.S March 20, 2006
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5.
The term 'dirty sanchez' originated in the porn industry, particularly films involving ass-to-mouth (atm) action. It describes the (originally unintentional, i.e. blooper) act of leaving a shit moustache on a partner's face by taking your cock out of her ass and putting it in her mouth without wiping it off first. The result is that as the dick is thrust between the lips, shit is scraped off and comes to rest on her upper lip in a moustache configuration.

Anyone who thinks it involves the deliberate wiping of shit with fingers on a partner's face is a know-nothing fucktard.
Please disregard the numerous fucktard definitions of 'dirty sanchez' that were previously recorded.
by Figleaf23 October 05, 2007
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6.
a disgusting thing when the guy puts a finger in the females ass and spreads the crap on the upper lip.
the worst thing ever!!!!!!
my ex-boyfriend gave me a dirty sanchez at a party and said he cleaned it off but he didn't so when we came out of the room every one laughed at me! : (
I guess i should wipe my ass better.
by Missperfect January 07, 2008
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7.
Immediately after concluding Anal sex with your partner, insert a finger of your choice into your partners Anus. After removing finger, reach around to the mouth area and wipe your finger directly above their lip, applying a "Dirty Sanchez" moustache.
Tom: Dude ... I think that slut I hooked up with last night be a man.
Johnson: What? What makes you say that?
Tom: I noticed a little hair on her lip.
Johnson: Are you serious?
Tom: No, but I totally gave her a full "Dirty Sanchez".
by BornAJuggalo December 06, 2008
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