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A dirty ralph occurs when a girl is puking and you stick a dick or a dildo in her pussy, preferably in the doggy style position.
I was holding my girls hair back and the mood struck me, so i gave her a dirty ralph. The contractions feel so incredible, it almost makes up for having to smell vomit.
by markymark88 January 19, 2007

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