When male and female are in the act of sex, the male, before he blows, takes his dick out of her and shoots his wad into the woman's eyes. Then he punches her in both of her tits, causing her to grab her breasts in pain and blindly waddle around the room, mildly resembling a penguin.
"DIRTY PENGUIN" *punches tits*
by Dr. Gobles March 19, 2005
when one of the grooms men has sex with the bride on the wedding day
He is such a dirty penguin. He fucked his brothers wife in the bathroom on their wedding day.
by Mikeagod March 21, 2005
Take a dump in a public bathroom, don't flush, waddle over to the next stall with your pants down, and wipe your butt there, so it looks like in the other stall no one wiped.
I pulled a dirty penguin in the other teams locker room after the game!
by Greasy Dan May 29, 2008
the waddle a person does from the one room to another after realizing that there is no toilet paper in the bathroom.
“Dude, I had to dirty penguin all over the house to find something to wipe with!”
by benboozle January 18, 2013
Is when "jerky" is drunk and tries to make up random dirty things at The QM.
Examples

Hey go tell that girl over there that you are going to give her a Dirty Penguin...

OR

Chrissie, go make me a Dirty Penguin...
by Atmospherium Ashley September 07, 2010
When one is in serious need of a crap, and you have to walk the dirty penguin to the toilet.
JOHN: Oh sh**, i need to go to the crapper!
ALLEN: Your walking the dirty-penguin!
by skidded August 03, 2010

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