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when a girl (the nurse) sticks her finger (the thermometer) in your ass, then pulls it out and puts it in her mouth to see if you have a fever.
I wasn't feeling well, so the bitch gave me a dirty nurse to see what was up. Turns out everything was cool.
by TZ January 07, 2005
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It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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A very stupid girl who wants to be a doctor but instead spends her entire life taking pointless classes at a local community college. They are generally very annoying, and have many psychological issues. More information can be found online at the dirty nurses homepage.
I once made the mistake of dating a dirty nurse.
by okc March 27, 2010
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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