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3.
the guy puts a piece of cheese of his choice on the woman's vagina as well as a bun. then eats her out. like a burger.
"i was gonna go to mcdonald's and get a bigmac, but i decided to have a dirty mike with my girlfriend"
by courtneyney July 24, 2008
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1.
1. Owner of a huge cock.
Mmmh..yeah Dirty Mike
by katiie April 29, 2005
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2.
the guy puts a slice of cheese of his choice on the girl's vagina and then a bun and eats her out.
"i was gonna go to mcdonald's and get a big mac but i decided to have a dirty mike with my girlfriend."
by courtchandler July 22, 2008
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4.
when the guy puts a slice of cheese of his choise on the girl's vagina and a hamburger bun. he then eats her out.
" i was gonna go to mcdonalds and get a big mac, but i decided to have dirty mike with my girlfriend"
by court2knee August 17, 2008
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5.
The stain left on the toilet bowl after the poop has been flushed.
I just Dirty Mike'd that toilet!
Check out the Dirty Mike in that toilet.
by DirtyMike&theBoys May 12, 2013
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6.
The biggest dumbass in the world who tries hard to fit in, often prefers to whack off and bitch about his life. Racism is also common around Dirty Mikes.
Jim: I hate that n**ger.
Me: Why?
Jim: Cause he's black. I'm gonna go whack off now.
Me: Stop being a Dirty Mike, you piece of shit.
by bitch beet October 05, 2013
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7.
slang term for a sex act in which a man eats out a girl's anus but will not penetrate her with his penis
Some girls like a dirty mike, whether or not they actually take a dick up there.
by ragztoriches August 20, 2009
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