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After blowing a load into a condom take off the condom and slap the girl in the face with it
After having terrible sex i pulled a dirty kyle on the girl
by chris kyle January 20, 2009
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the dirty kyle is when you borrow the girl's car you were fucking to pick up your girlfriend. it can also be known as breaking it off with the girl you are fucking because your girlfriend is coming to visit.
Man, my wife was coming to the airport, i had to pull and dirty kyle and get julie's car.

damn bro, my wife is coming to see me. i have to dirty kyle janet and quit fucking her.
by chulevonawesome November 25, 2009
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When you go camping for 3 days with your buddies and you don't take a shower and then come home and your girlfriend/wife gives you a blow job. If the girl is a trooper she will not gag.
On the way back home from camping, "I can't wait to go home and get my dirty Kyle!"
by big_skip_2305 June 14, 2011
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