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Take plastic king cobra snake and shove up her ass and yours at the same time. Then forcefully make her yell "wow" loudly while throwing her hands in the air. Then wipe shit from the snake on chest and use a "squeegee" to clean it off and then lick it off.
Nate: "Yo do you know how duff did with the 1st grader last night"
Mike: "Ya man he tried the dirty duffy but couldnt get it done"
Nate: "Oh figures hahaha"
by Guy rick March 03, 2007

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