| 15. | nymphony | ||
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noun: (rhymes with symphony) Sexual noises made by a woman, screaming, moaning, dirty talk, bed shaking, etc. purely for theatrical effect rather than actual sexual response. A woman puts on a nymphony when she wants to draw attention to the fact that she's a super hot fuck, a nympho, or generally has something else to prove.
Deb: "Ron's coming over tonight. We'll probably end up doing it. Should I throw down a nymphony on him or play it cool?"
Beth: "That's a tough one. You don't want him to think you're some kind of whore or something. I say, start off all sweet and innocent, and they break out the nymphony, like he's just so goddamn good you can't help it. That'll drive him wild." Andrea: "Oh God, slam me harder, you sexy fuck! I wanna feel it for a fucking week! AH YEAH! FUCK ME!" Paul: "Dammit! Tone down the nymphony, girl. Your mother's right downstairs!" Andrea: "My mother did the exact same thing to me last night with her new BF. I'm just getting her back." Jack: "My roommate had that hot slut of girlfriend over again last night. They were at it until 4 a.m., just slamming the bed against the bedroom wall and she was screaming like a porn star." Ben: "I still say it's just a nymphony. That chick has the hots for you big time. She's just letting you know what she has to offer." |
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| 16. | mangina | ||
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A downstairs mixup. . . I thought something was up when I saw his seaweed hair and pink tutu. Then he started talking about his mangina, and things went downhill fast.
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| 17. | man junk | ||
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Body wash made for the specific male anatomy. Uses tree extracts, aloe vera and other ingredients to fight sweat, odor and dryness. “Ever since I’ve started running, using Man Junk has helped keep my downstairs in good condition.”
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| 18. | manjunk | ||
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Body wash made for the specific male anatomy. Uses tree extracts, aloe vera and other ingredients to fight sweat, odor and dryness. Ever since I've started running, using ManJunk has helped keep my downstairs in good condition.
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| 19. | Muffman | ||
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The ultimate lover of muff. Often finds themself craving a downstairs jew-fro otherwise known as a fluffy muffy. There was Muffman, hanging from the rafters.
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| 20. | Crotch Muppet | ||
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A crotch muppet is a strange animal that can occur when you don't wash your crotch enough...The animal will look a lot like the muppets and will have a strange voice- they are very hard to get rid of... Harry: He dude, ur Crotch Muppet s go away yet?
Bob: Nope, they just keep multiplying! Harry: Hmmm; maybe you should try calling the exterminators. They could get on your girlfriend and try to get in her pants! Bob: Wow yeah i should. Dayumm that would suck.. |
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| 21. | Squatch | ||
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Dirty STD infested vagina "Shaun has been real desperate lately, so desperate he fucked that little squatch downstairs in Apartment C, now he's got scabies, warts and the HIV."
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