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What you get when your girlfriend decides to ride your flaccid, water-snake-like, penis like a bar-bull just as she starts her period. Joe: Baby, I'm drunk.
Kathy: It's alright, baby. Don't move. Joe: Shit, you're really wet. Kathy: I am? (lights go on) Joe: What the fuck!? Look at the dirty blanket! Kathy: Oh fuck. You might need some bleach. Also, your dick is small. See ya. Joe: Dirty Blanket! |
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