| 71. | The Dirty Menorah | ||
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While the Menorah has its roots in Hebrew culture, religion, and lore, the dirty menorah has only recently made its way into the lexicon of sexual parlance. However, it has crossed over to become more secular in nature in that it is not only practiced by those of Hebrew ancestry and faith, but by members of various religions as well as agnostics, and atheists alike; it need not be hetero-specific. It is related to the Dirty Sanchez, the Dirty Rodriguez, and even more so to the Dirty Ash Wednesday, albeit borne of different religious doctrine. more...
In stark contrast to the Menorah, which bears a total of nine candles, only two participants are required to effect a ‘dirty menorah’, with the male (or one of the males if practiced by a non-hetero couple) serving as a sort of sexual shamash. For eight consecutive days, the ‘shamash’ has anal sex with his partner. Each day, after having successfully nutted in the recipient’s ass, the shamash places an individual and distinct Hebrew-language character on the forehead of his partner using only his penis to write the character; the ‘ink’ with which the characters are written in this case being cock-borne ass-matter from the shamash’s dick. Contrast with |
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| 72. | Colitma | ||
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A somewhat gelatinous, yet considerably vile, mixture of blood, semen, and fecal matter. Often, it is the direct result of hours-worth of a raunchy anal sex marathon. It can be stored in jars and may be used as an inexpensive pickling substance. John was having anal sex with his girlfriend, Corrine, causing terrible tearing to the inner anus, which resulted in tremendous bleeding. John then proceeded to ejaculate into the anus of his significant other. When he pulled out, his penis was coated with a thin layer of colitma.
Filiberto thought it was funny to give Loretta a dirty sanchez using the colitma he saved from their last anal romping. Matt enjoys making and consuming colitma sausages, colitma shakes, and raw colitma. |
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| 73. | Rolling Thunder | ||
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The sound that is emitted from one's thighs or buttox while the act of anal sex is being performed. It comes out as a loud slapping sound that can sometimes be heard throughout the entire house. The slapping sound occurs when the receivers anus is slammed by the givers thighs as the anal sex is being performed. Can happen in both Heterosexual and Homosexual intercourse. Last night I couldn't sleep, all I could hear was Mark and Beth's Rolling Thunder on my couch, it was really loud!
I was Rolling Thunder last night at her house, it sounded like someone was applauding me during the anal sex. |
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| 74. | Dirty Winston | ||
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The act of licking one's butthole after jizzing in it from anal sex That dirty winston tasted funny
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| 75. | Hit the dirty pillow | ||
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Hitting the dirty pillow is when you have unprotected and unwashed anal sex with a woman who has a BMI above 30. Friend 1: Wow, you were totally hammered last night.
Friend 2: Yeah, the night only got worse... After my 9th Long Island, I grabbed a cab and started cruzin outside of the Lane Bryant outlet and picked up a fattie. I totally took her home and hit the dirty pillow. Friend 1: Yuck! you sick fuck! |
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| 76. | Dirty Lucero | ||
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After anal sex... roll over and go to sleep maintaining your dirty junk then wake her up by waving it under her nose after letting it steam all night under the covers... while she's semi awake, stick it in her mouth The Dirty Lucero is a kinky sexual maneuver. After anal sex... roll over and go to sleep maintaining your dirty junk then wake her up by waving it under her nose after letting it steam all night under the covers... while she's semi awake, stick it in her mouth
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| 77. | Dirty Biddlyn | ||
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Three people having anal sex. Male 1 fucking male 2 in the ass while male 2 fucks a female midget in the ass. Dirk, David and Bethlyn were doing the dirty biddlyn last night. I can't believe David let Dirk fuck him in the ass so he could get a piece Bethlyn!
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