dirtbrain 

An adjective to describe a messy / clumsy person.

Hello dirtbrain, why is the oven not on? (Gordon Ramsay, Hell's Kitchen USA Season 2, Episode 3)

dirtbrain by Emil Christopher Melar November 26, 2006

Dirt Trail 

When you fuck someone in the ass.

If the river runs red (on the rag) take the dirt trail.

Dirt Trail by Dangerous February 21, 2003

Canso Dirtysailor 

After an unsuccessful day at sea, you shove worms up a girls ass, suck them out, then shit on a fish then beat her with it. It is common practice to also cook the fish afterwards.

My bitch didn't make supper so I gave her the Canso Dirtysailor, straightened that bitch right out, now she walks with a limp.

Canso Dirtysailor by Jamie Moller October 1, 2006

dirtails

noun- all the most scandalous parts of a story

Hey tell me about the party last night last night, and don't leave out any dirtails

dirtails by A-laz July 9, 2009

raw dog the dirt trail

When someone is out of condoms and they don't wanna waste time, they end up "raw dogging the dirt trail," which means to have anal sex in order to prevent pregnancy.

John: Did you get some last night?

Peter: Well, I was out of condoms and didn't want to have a young Pete running around, so I decided to raw dog the dirt trail.

raw dog the dirt trail by ftblplyr69 March 16, 2011

dirt trail 

the trail of feces left above the butthole because of wiping upwards with the tp

"jesse noticed the dirt trail as he rammed her in the cornhole"

dirt trail by mlen December 8, 2003

Digitrail 

Another word for the equivalent of a paper trail in the digital world.

Your digitrail will ruin us.

Digitrail by Central Roy J August 5, 2011