If the river runs red take the dirt track instead
If the river runs red take the dirt track instead by Bob March 26, 2005
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Dirtsack
A person who owns more knives than years they have been alive, enjoys waving their fingers in the air while intoxicated, and is more proficient in knowledge and skill in any number of hillbilly weapons. This type of a person will quickly express his "abilities" for any activity if given the chance, and is better at anything than you are.
Me: Did you see that guy drive out of that police take down maneuver at 100mph!?!
Some Dirtsack: Aww that's easy, yah just shift it into neutral and get control of the wheel.
Me: You're a fucking dirtsack.
Some Dirtsack: Aww that's easy, yah just shift it into neutral and get control of the wheel.
Me: You're a fucking dirtsack.
Dirtsack by Kevin Ruda July 20, 2008
dirt track
'when the rivers red (meaning she's on her period) use the dirt track instead!'
'stick it up my dirt track'
'my dirt track is sore'
'i've got an itchy dirt track!'
'stick it up my dirt track'
'my dirt track is sore'
'i've got an itchy dirt track!'
dirt track by shpannah September 7, 2006