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10.
The Drink!

- quarter white wine
- fill with white gin until half cup.
- drop shot of baileys caramel.

cool, we got the gin and wine, now drop that shot, and lets get shmeggggered Dirt Squirrel
by MCundies March 27, 2008
 
1.
A 2 legged female that scavenges for nut and often displays moral inconsistencies.
You are a one-hundred percent, grade-A dirt squirrel.
by DMort December 09, 2010
 
2.
1. a female of questionable character
2. a female with a scandalous sexual past
3. a dirty dirty slut
'that fem be a dirt squirrel'
'that girl is a dirt squirrel for sure!'
by whiskymack January 09, 2004
 
3.
A person who conducts themselves in a trashy manner. Could be a hygiene issue or a behavior issue. Crosses all ethnicities.
A dirt squirrel is a guy who wears loose tank tops with either beer advertisement or Nascar on it. Someone who might put Kool-Aid in a baby bottle. One who swears at their kids in public(for Gods sake have the decency to do that in private). A person who doesn't flush the toilet then not wash their hands in a public restroom. See people of Walmart.com
by mredh1979 June 10, 2011
 
4.
A typically shorter, unkempt, unwashed, tatted-up individual who will more than likely fuck you in the ass and steal your wallet. May go by the first name Simon or Tom.
"You're gonna have to buy my lunch today, I went home with a dirt squirrel last night"
by GLfoLife April 30, 2013
 
5.
generally used when referring to useless people who hang around in the corner booth of a coffee shop.. alone..preying on your life by taking in your every move. dirt squirrels commonly flock together and masturbate in a tight smegma filled circle and shoot their demon seed all over eachother. they then proceed to lick up all of the wasted sperm followed by group force vomiting.
Washroom Attendant: Excuse me.. group of dirtsquirrels, would you be in need of towels to clean up after that horrible display of hell on earth?
Dirt squirrels (in unison): jizz and smegma make for vomit filled day of fun, if you speak again you will be stapled to the wall and your intestines will be ripped out through your ass and shoved back down your throat.
by Maury Povich- September 13, 2005
 
6.
A very specific group of attractive young women in their early twenties from norfolk county. Dirt squirrels are intelligent, sexy, funny, and loyal friends who like to party hard and get "rooked" on occasion. These dirt squirrels can be categorized further depending on their squirrelish qualities (for example: mama squirrel, sexy squirrel, stoner squirrel etc.). Also famously known for being way better than any pack of dirty wolves.
" I love you all my dirty dirt squirrel"
by dirtiestdirtsquirrel October 24, 2011
 
7.
Facial hair of substandard quality, more specifically around the upper lip and chin regions. Common to mangina's, elderly women with hyper-active testosterone levels, and rednecks.
Sidney Crosby possessed the best dirt squirrel in the 2008 NHL playoffs. Go Pens!!!
by My Dixie Normous July 17, 2008