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Damn, all I got is a bag of dirt
by Cosmo Wash.DC December 26, 2002
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A common breed of mostly nocturnal humanesque lifeforms suspected to be female, Dirts are most certainly a dangerous species. Hunting in packs they tend to pick off the stagglers of a group, pouncing as soon as they are alone.

It is somewhat common for male adolescents to intermingle with them, indeed it is seen by their peers as a right of passage.
Stephen: "Man, have you seen some of the birds Evan scored lately?"

Paul: "Yeah, what absolute Dirts!"
by Tom Random December 09, 2009
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1) adj - describes a person, or action that is immoral or despicable.

2) verb - the action of performing an immoral deed
1)
Person 1: "then I totally drank the whole lot without him knowing and pretended to replace it with another bottle I'd actually stolen from him that same day"
Person 2: ".... you're dirt"

2)
Person 1: "Dude, you're in my seat!"
Person 2: "Three second rule, man"
Person 1: "Lame, you totally dirted me"
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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Indulging in pot brownies
Can we dirt later?
Does anyone have dirt on them?
Are we gunna get dirty tonight?
by HEproductions December 26, 2011
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Dude, I have some major dirt of Brandon
by Dae March 05, 2004
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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used as a label for a person that is low on the social ladder, either because of unfettered promiscuity, poor personal hygiene, or any other indicator of social status
You are dirt.
That chick is dirt man.
by GT August 10, 2004
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That brown stuff on the ground - soil, earth.
Jimmy planted a tree in the dirt
by sape September 17, 2006
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