| 1. | Desert Water | ||
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Also known as "Desi Water." Cheap beer such as Coors Light, Keystone Light, and very commonly Natural (Natty) Light or Ice. The term was coined by the Bro community as these so-called "beers" are the beverage of choice when the Bros take their lifted Ford Rangers, dirt bikes, and quads out to the desert for weekends of gasoline fumes, general drunkenness and groping of their underage female companions. Bro #1: "Bro! Make sure we have enough Desert Water for this weekend in Glamis!
Bro #2: "Dude.... Bro... No worries! I've already got 6 cases of Natty Light!!" Bro #1: "Sick! That'll get the bitches wasted!" |
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| 2. | m'unk | ||
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noun: short for mega chunk. A large chunk of dirt, grass, or other natural material found in drinking water obtained from a river, stream, or other natural water source. Usually found while backpacking or camping
origin: When a group of Pasadena students were on a backpacking trip in the San Jacinto wilderness, they called small pieces of dirt in their water chunks. The large ones were called mega chunks which became m'unks Oh crap! There's a m'unk in my water!
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| 3. | DIRT TRIM | ||
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A(Dirt Trim)is an inefficient preparatory measure of ridding the male's penis of accumulated filth without soap and water using the fingers to roll the smegma and other fetid materials such as dead skin - dead ejaculate - old pubic hair and anything else that finds itself on or around the penis normally exposed as the foreskin is retracted whereupon the use of trimming scissor's may be used to delicately cut loose the bums mess around the rim of the penis helmet or cap prior to having sex with the unsuspecting victim after the (Dirt Trim) is completed. Posing as a sophisticated clean style elite the unwashed dirty bum pulled his bacon skin back to discretely clip away the abundance of overly extended dirt cake hanging like fudge on his unwashed woodie with his newly found scissor's and in doing so has maintained his familiar body stench by using the waterless technique for sub human cleansing known as a (Dirt Trim).
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| 4. | Dirt Pirate | ||
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A mix of punk and hippy characteristics make up this type of person also called crusties or crusters however do not share the same music taste as a typical crust punk.They are punk rockers who are a little too tuned into mother earth and tend to have eco-friendly agenda. Often seen with dread lock mohawaks, long dread locks, long cut off shorts or high water pants,piercings,gauged piercings, bandanas, torn & patched clothing, beards and very unclean almost homeless looking. Gainesville FL punks are believed to popularize this trend around the time of the start of the band against me and thier folk punk music. Dirt pirates can be found at protestes and your local food not bombs chapter. Those damn dirt pirates smell worse than the usuall punk crowds here.
Those dirt pirates are squatting in that building over there. |
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| 5. | Mud | ||
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Wet dirt. Hey look, that dirt got wet, now it's mud!
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| 6. | soap and water | ||
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The precursor to the soap and rinse. The soap and water is a maneuver used after a particularly wet and sloppy blow job or a good ole fashioned messy face fuck. Once the recipients face is excessively slathered in saliva the next step is to douse with semen. Next grab the recipient by the hair the or neck and place their face upon the taint area. Finally work that face back-and-forth and side-to side rapidly until a nice lather is achieved I gave her the old soap and water and worked her face to a thick lather!
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| 7. | mud fucker | ||
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One who fornicates in wet dirt as a fetish or side pleasure. Wow! With all of that water, dirt, and sex going on in that pile, you'd think they were a bunch of mud fuckers.
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