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when wiping your anus after bad mexican buffet, the single ply toilet paper rips. thus your fingers take a core sample of the terd thats chalked up in your crack. for the next week your finger reeks of the stinch thats under your finger nail !!!
i just pinched off a growler, and got a bad case of dirt finger !
by ElChuppacabra September 26, 2006

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