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The action of using the toilet and relievings one's self of both Urine and Feces in the same sitting. C'mon man we need to get out of here i need to squirt and dirt.
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| 2. | Squirt and Dirt | ||
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The sexual act in which a man excretes his man cream all over a womans face.Then takes her head and slams it into the soil of the earth, thus allowing the dirt to stick to her face. Once her eyes roll back into place from the shock, you smash a clay pot over her head and prance away merrily. Man: Hi my little rose bud. Whatchya doooin?
Unsuspecting Woman: Oh nothing dear, just planting these flowers in my garden. Man: I got somethin for ya. Unsuspecting Woman: What is it honey? Man: The Ol' Squirt and Dirt! SURPRISE! |
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| 3. | Floorgasm | ||
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When having an orgasim, you spaz out fall out of bed and finish cuming on the floor. Guy A "Fuck my back hurts."
Guy B "What happened?" Guy A "I was fucking my girlfriend and had a huge floorgasm and landed right on my back." |
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| 4. | squirt the dirt | ||
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The act of relieving one's self (urinating) outside. Typically the term is used by truck drivers and travelers who have driven many miles (without a truck stop or rest area) and- needing to piss, they pull over to a side road to "squirt the dirt". Damn, Frank bought that big-ass 200 ounce bladder buster at the truck stop and the next thing you know, we have to pull over to squirt the dirt.
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| 5. | DirtFart | ||
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(n., from Latin, Dirtus Fartus) a wet fart that soaks cloth, causes horrible rectal itch/burn and occurs when one is not at home and has no means or opportunity to clean up/change trunks. After John's DIRTFART incident at his mother-in-laws funeral, the family began to rethink his role as a pallbearer.
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| 6. | bladder buster | ||
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(n) Any of the ubiquitous, huge, outrageously obnoxious soft drink containers sold in convenience stores. They get larger each year and before long, some nut will weld a crash-bar to a 55 gallon drum, walk into a Kum-n-Go and expect a 59 cent refill. The bladder buster has gotten so large that no vehicle's cup holder can hold them. When you urinate after drinking one, the fire department's hazmat team is summoned and the EPA files an incident report. Damn, Frank filled his bladder buster at the truck stop and then we had to stop every 20 minutes of the trip so he could squirt the dirt.
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| 7. | fatty pushing | ||
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Having sexual intercorse with a large woman. About 300 to 400 pounds.
(L.) the way sex with a obese person looks; appears as if you are pushing their fat to find the hole) Hey man I heard that huge bitch was a freak in bed. Lets go fatty pushing with her and her friends tonight.
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