direrhea

a union of dire and diarrhea:

Extremely serious or urgent need to discharge feces from your bowels in a liquid form.

"Hey boss, i need to direrhea so bad right now. Can i take a break?"

OR

"This constipation is killing me, direrhea would be nice right about now."

direrhea by anonymouslyanonymously November 29, 2012

ass scalding diarehea 

Scalding hot diarehhea that when you are done you feel the need to stick a popsicle up your asshole for relief.

Man, when I started taking that new medicine, I had ass scalding diarehhea for a week!

ass scalding diarehea by Haywood Chablome April 8, 2005

direhea 

A totally-horrendous bout of "loose stool" distress.

My insides tend to "react" very strongly to new foods or unusual combinations of ingredients, and so I try to only partake of these "potentially-problematic" comestibles when I'm just by myself at home instead of in a public setting or "out in the sticks", so that I can quickly/unobtrusively run to the bathroom --- and have easy access to appropriate "clean-up" facilities/resources --- in case of any bouts of direhea.

direhea by QuacksO February 19, 2019

cranial dirrahea 

When you cannot stop your brain from the constant churning and random thoughts that keep you up at night; a lack of focus and/or concentration; restlessness

I cannot relax tonight..my brain won't shut off - I have cranial dirrahea!!

cranial dirrahea by Divamom July 21, 2010

diarrehea 

A brown excrement that comes out of an acidic anus.Noun.

When you want some shovin' and there aint no lovin' diarrehea diarrehea.

diarrehea by Anonymous January 27, 2003

Dirrhea Boner 

When you have to shit so bad you become sexually aroused.

Andrew made some bad decisions last night and on his way to work got a dirrhea boner.

Dirrhea Boner by J Adkins OU May 14, 2016

diarrehea-2 

diarrehea but like 10x as bad like holy shit like ur ass be bleeding you be crying

"WAHHHH" I HAVE DIARREHEA-2 IT HURTS GOD KILL ME.

diarrehea-2 by rizzfish January 31, 2023