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creepy dirks 

The one friend who always trys to get some at a party but never can usually to lack of penis size or just plain creepy and trys way to hard. He becomes extra creepy when intoxicated.
Man that guy is being a creepy dirks tonight.
creepy dirks by E-NO March 10, 2007

Grant Dirks 

max davis wrote this in an attempt to be funny. he fail miserably like he usually does in life.
Grant "Dirks" owns you max. youre on the B team in rugby, you suck.
Grant Dirks by greg boyle March 22, 2005

Daddy Dirks 

The ultimate example of a scoundrel, particularly when someone misuses money that is not theirs, as in the case of public funds. Originated from UC Berkeley ex-Chancellor Dirks
A: Dude, my roommate stole my security deposit and bought a stash of weed
B: Your roommate is basically Daddy Dirks

A: I never thought someone could squander the charity's money like that!
B: Daddy Dirks would
Daddy Dirks by Ddyradish September 2, 2020

Grant Dirks 

Noun- anything grossly corpulent and fat
Adj- Fat, Corpulent, Portly, Husky
Hey, You eat alot. Your'e a regular Grant Dirks.
Grant Dirks by MMG March 21, 2005

Darkseid 

One of the most powerful beings in the entire DC multiverse. The inspiration for thanos from marvel, (yes that’s right I went there)

A new god and villain most known for being the arch nemesis of the justice league

Seeks to conquer the universe which is why he wants “the anti life equation”

In 2021 Darkseid finally made his live action film debut in “Zack snyders justice league”

Considered one of the best villains of all time in comics and media.
Darkseid destroys thanos any day of the week

“There is no rao, only darkseid”

Darkseid has powerful abilities one of which is the “omega effect” which emits powerful laser like beams through his eyes which can tear through and incinerate anything unless he wills it not to

Darkseid is a god, other villains are merely pretending to be “gods”
Darkseid by SoBsubsidiary> August 24, 2022

DarkSimp 

A power hungry villain from the depths of Apoachalypse, has a chicken daughter and sends his minion “Steppenweiner” (willy) to retrieve the anti simp equation

DarkSimp wishes to subjugate every internet thottie and e-girl under his control and to conquer the internet for himself, a true god he is as his endless quest for conquering worlds and war defines his bloodthirsty demeanor

Eliminates Egirls, thotties, onlyfans girls in his spare time Which solidify DarkSimp as a necessary evil.

A true god in his own right and in the LITERAL SENSE, for every form he appears in is but merely an avatar of his true form, can NEVER be truly destroyed or defeated.

DarkSimp refuses to simp and his name signifies his darkness and vow to destroy cruel woman that break modern mens hearts which has gained a fanbase that prays to Lord DarkSimp himself.
Nobody:

DarkSimp: I AM THE GOD OF GODS!!!!!! WATCH HOW A TRUE GOD DISMANTLES THE FEMININE EGO!

*proceeds to delete every E girls Tik Tok account and crashes onlyfans site*

People: ALL HAIL DARKSIMP

*bows down and worships*

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DarkSimp is a multiversal threat that evens the odds for men under the threat of being cancelled by woman or humiliated by society.

any woman that believes themself above society and men clearly has yet to acknowledge and face the wrath of DarkSimp!

simps and regular men aren’t the only ones thankful that DarkSimp exist, he may not be their leader (he’s their GOD and MORE) but rather the answer to the question of “how do I beat hoes at their own game?”

DarkSimp > any god EVER
DarkSimp by Nukedmunxxx March 27, 2022