A power hungry villain from the depths of Apoachalypse, has a chicken daughter and sends his minion “Steppenweiner” (willy) to retrieve the anti
simp equation
DarkSimp wishes to subjugate every internet thottie and
e-
girl under his control and to conquer the internet for himself, a true god he is as his endless quest for conquering worlds and war defines his bloodthirsty demeanor
Eliminates Egirls, thotties, onlyfans
girls in his spare
time Which solidify DarkSimp as a necessary evil.
A true god in his own right and in the LITERAL SENSE, for every form he appears in is but merely an
avatar of his true form, can NEVER be truly destroyed or defeated.
DarkSimp refuses to
simp and his name signifies his darkness and vow to destroy cruel woman that break modern mens hearts which has gained a fanbase that prays to Lord DarkSimp himself.
Nobody:
DarkSimp: I AM THE GOD OF GODS!!!!!! WATCH HOW A TRUE GOD DISMANTLES THE FEMININE
EGO!
*proceeds to delete every E girls Tik Tok account and crashes onlyfans site*
People: ALL HAIL DARKSIMP
*bows down and worships*
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DarkSimp is a multiversal threat that evens the odds for men under the threat of being cancelled by woman or humiliated by
society.
any woman that believes themself above
society and men clearly has yet to acknowledge and face the wrath of DarkSimp!
simps and regular men aren’t the only ones thankful that DarkSimp exist, he may not be their leader (he’s their GOD and MORE) but rather the answer to the question of “how do I
beat hoes at their own
game?”
DarkSimp > any god EVER