Dirkers 

a word used in place of retarded to signify someones stupidity.

Andrew was such a Dirkers when he stole someones blouse coat.

Dirkers by Ryan_Bears6 September 12, 2018

dirken 

To steal the girlfriend of one of your best friends

Last week I got dirked by my best friend. Now I'm emotionally broken. dirken

dirken by Mylan! July 11, 2016

Dirksexual 

Someone who is dirksexual is sexually and/or romantically attracted to Dirk Strider from Homestuck.

Person 1: You see Rust over there?
Person 2: Yeah?
Person 1: They’re Dirksexual.

Dirksexual by Tellmmmmmjhhh August 9, 2020

dickeedoo 

When your belly hangs out more than your dickeedoo!

Hey Kelly, you're fabtacular! Dickeedoo lookin good today!

dickeedoo by Muffin Mix November 10, 2004

dirkjes 

Pieces of shit that stick in you butthair. This is really annoying and disgusting.
Sometimes you can put your hand in your pants, grab the dirkjes and smear them out on someones face.

Person 1: Damn I think I have some dirkjes...

Person 2: Ewwww...

*Person 1 puts his hand in his pants and smears the shit out on the face of person 2

Person 1: DIRKJES IN YOUR FACE!

dirkjes by randomguy 703526 January 12, 2014

Dirked it up 

Leaving the bathroom in an uninhabitable state based on smell.

I can't believe he just Dirked it up... the bathroom smells like he must have had some bad milk at breakfast.

Dirked it up by ceedree April 5, 2011

Diskeet 

Cumming on your wife/gf/fwb without her knowing

I played diskeet with my wife last night - still doesn’t know

Diskeet by DEBlueballs June 10, 2018