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Lyke Wake Dirge 

Lyke-Wake Dirge is a traditional English song, thought to have originated in Yorkshire, telling of the journey a soul makes and the trials it faces, on its way from earth through purgatory to Heaven. Though, ostensibly, from the Christian era and featuring references to Christianity, much of the symbolism, within the song, is thought to be of heathen origin.
The title refers to the watch over the dead between the death and funeral, known as a wake. Lyke is an obsolete word meaning a corpse, and is related to the German word “Leiche” and the Dutch word “lijk”, which have the same meaning. It survives in modern English in the expression lych gate, the roofed gate at the entrance to a churchyard, where a coffin could be held and the bearers rested before continuing on to the church for the burial service. "Lyke-wake" could also stem from the Norse influence on the Yorkshire dialect, the contemporary Norwegian and Swedish words are still "likvake" and "likvaka" respectively ("lik" and "vaka"/"vake" with the same meanings as previously described for "lyke" and "wake").
The old ballad affirms that safety and comfort of the soul in overcoming the difficulties it faces are directly related to the dead person's willingness to have given charitably during their lifetime.. The poem on which it is based was first collected, in 1686, by John Aubrey. Aubrey also recorded that it was definitely being sung in 1616, but was believed to be much older.
The English folk group Pentangle made a recording of Lyke Wake Dirge.
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transverse digestion 

An unfortunate birth defect whereby one’s digestive tract is reversed, causing one to eat with their ass and crap out of their mouth. The ass must be trained to chew food in the same manner as teeth. A serious side effect of transverse digestion is halitosis.
Derek: “Hey Mike, how come you never eat with us?”
Mike: “I didn’t want you to watch me eat with my transverse digestion condition.”
Derek: “So THAT’S why your breath stinks like shit!”
Durgesh is a Vedic name that means the following:

1. Lord Shiva
2. Lord of fort
Durgesh, Natraj, Indra, Para Brahma
Durgesh by Infinite Zero February 3, 2010

Digestin' Clothes 

The old, comfy sweats that you put on after eating a huge meal.
Uggh, I shouldn't have eaten that 3rd Big Mac. I need my digestin' clothes.
Digestin' Clothes by Chief2000 January 19, 2009

auto-fellaciatic digestion 

One who cums in their hand and then eats it.
Tim and his buddies in college thought a guy was whackin' it a lot. They then set up a video camera in his dorm room and discovered that not only was he a chronic masturbator, he also participated in auto-fellaciatic digestion.

Circle of Digression 

Imaginary circle one steps or moves into when going off on a tangent during lively intellectual conversation.
They were having a rollicking discussion when he suddenly veered off topic. This was made all the more obvious by scooting his chair over just a tish (titch, skosh, trifle) and announcing that he was now inside the Circle of Digression.
Dirge is an epic dagger from the mmorpg wow, wich one day for unknown reasons, became the object of the longest spam session in tradechat ever.
Silvermoon server trade channel:
Player1: Crafting Dirge, your mats my nether!
Player1: WTS Dirge
Player2: Shut the Dirge up!
Player3: I Got my Dirge right here in my pants...
Player4: Stop spamming Dirge or ill report you all!!!
Player5: DirgeDirgeDirgeDirge! hahahaha lol11!!1 What are you Dirge'ing about? xD
Player9: Who let the Dirge out??
...
...
........3 hours later!
Player13: Come on guys! The fun is over...
Player82: MAY THE Dirge BE WITH YOU!
Player11: Reported.
Player26: I dont give a Dirge if you report me, haha
Dirge by ElMona January 3, 2008