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Dating Dictator 

An individual who cannot get their own dating in order, so instead they attempt to dictate to others who, if, how and why those others date in order to feel relevant.

A dating Dictator often tends to sit on dating related videos on YouTube, attempting to dictate to people they will never meet how to date..
"you should be a man and ask out this person, take her here, buy her this specific gift, and buy her dinner" - dating dictator
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Director Hugo V. 

Director Hugo V Is a music video director out of Los Angeles California and is a graduate of the prestigious University of Southern California.

Early in his career he was dubbed as "The King of Street Videos" and is now currently being referred to as "The Quentin Tarantino of Music Videos" . His style is heavily influenced by the likes of Quentin Tarantino, Sam Raimi, Oliver Stone and Italian director Sergio Leone.

His video "Los Angeles" by B-Real of Cypress Hill was nominated for a Los Angeles Music Award and enjoyed wide success on the internet with more than 1 million views.

Currently resides in Los Angeles and is working on a highly anticipated project with Frank Lucas Jr the biological son of 70's Harlem drug king piin Frank Lucas Sr as portrayed by Denzel Washington in the biopic American Gangster.
Director Hugo V.'s style of directing is like a high octane union between Sam Raimi and Quentin Tarantino.
Director Hugo V. by V38 July 4, 2009

Director Hugo V

A Mexican/American music video director referred to as "The Quentin Tarantino of Music Videos" in reference for his filming style. Also called "The King of Street Videos". Best known for his independent work on "Sliding In The Whip" and "Los Angeles", two music videos with Latino rapper B-Real of Cypress Hill.
That music video's filming, pacing and editing is reminiscent of Director Hugo V.'s style.
Director Hugo V by Lestat70 March 27, 2009

theocratic dictatorship 

A government which is ruled by the combination of religious institution and dictatorial ruler(s).
In 2015, Saudi Arabia is an example of a theocratic dictatorship.

dictator turtle 

The dictator turtle is a fearless, yet slow and inactive, animal that will hunt down its prey whenever needed. It is called a dictator turtle, because it is crucial for it to feel in power and control at all times.
An example could include a seemingly peaceful night, where everything seems to be in order. Suddenly, however, the dictator turtle discovers that a regular turtle has moved in on its territory, and now it will do everything in its power to retain his area, and fight this intruder to his death.
dictator turtle by Testudo1 November 7, 2013

Band Director 

One who conducts a middle/high school or college band. Yes it's true they like to tell lame jokes but most band kids like that weird humor anyway. Give em a break. Some of these directors are serious to the point of craziness. Band directors really try and are usually nice people, unless they don't give a shit about the band. Then they just suck. Very busy these band directors are.
The trumpet section was up the band director's ass but he helped them with their rhythms and they thanked him.

The band director was near death listening to the 20 piccolos but gathered the patience to get them all in tune.

My band director is awesome- he can be a real nazi on the field when he has to, and the next minute he's your bff.

fart dictatorship 

someone utilizing farts to control a social situation.
James is the president of his own fart dictatorship when he uses his secret weapon to disperse a crowd at a movie theater (with great power comes great responsibility).