dipwiffle 

A derogatory term used for one's younger sibling, especially in the presence of parents, as an alternative to dipshit.

You flipping dipwiffle, I told you not to stick your fingers in the garbage disposal!

That dipwiffle ate the last of the doritos again.

dipwiffle by sweetlikemercury November 30, 2010

Dispinkle

The act of making something smart.

I can’t believe I dispinkled of this sentence.

Dispinkle by A Dispinkled Figure May 17, 2022

Darwinkle Moonie 

The legitimate father of Chelswinkle Goonie and Nikwinkle Boonie. This man likes to phone up people's schools are request to speak to the head mistress. Possibly the funniest name in the world, and discovered by Nikki. Love you Nikki :)

Ring ring.
"Hello?"
"Hello can i speak to the head?"
"Yes who's calling.."
*snickers*
"Kay i'll put you on hold.."
"Hello?"
"Hello Missus Head Teacher, I have a DARWINKLE MOONIE
on hold for you."
*more snickers*

Darwinkle Moonie by ChelseaLeigh May 21, 2009

Dwinkle 

1. Excessively small penis

2. A male who lacks any semblance of masculinity

pronunciation: DWEEN-kul

"He would have been good boyfriend (or even husband) material, but unfortunately, he had a dwinkle so I broke-up with him."

"Man, that guy is such a dwinkle."

Dwinkle by Jarvis McDuffie October 15, 2009

dipwinger 

Idk what ratchet shit this is supposed to be

Dipwinger, da fuq idk

dipwinger by geegusa November 26, 2014

Dwinkle 

1. A vertically challenged individual.

2. A very tiny person.

Deriving from the terms - Dwarf & Periwinkle (A very small marine-like snail)

(Use in a joking manner)

"Hey, look how small she is!"

"Yeah she must be a dwinkle!"

Dwinkle by ChedderHeads Accomplice April 9, 2010

dwinkleberry 

A policeman with a small penis

Ronald Secaur is a dwinkleberry.

dwinkleberry by ilovepenis69 June 13, 2010