dipwiffle 

A derogatory term used for one's younger sibling, especially in the presence of parents, as an alternative to dipshit.

You flipping dipwiffle, I told you not to stick your fingers in the garbage disposal!

That dipwiffle ate the last of the doritos again.

dipwiffle by sweetlikemercury November 30, 2010

Dickwaffle 

An ex bf that treats you like shit

Man, Ajax was such a Dickwaffle

Dickwaffle by Mikaela Hartt December 13, 2017

dwaffle 

daddy twat waffle - A compliment, think of a man you would consider a zaddy or daddy but he's too wholesome to be a straight up daddy. He's also got a little bit of the twat waffle energy. Examples: Yung Gravy, Paul Rudd, or Robert Patterson.

Damn, Paul Rudd is such a dwaffle, he's like a daddy but with real dad energy.

dwaffle by freeelf6969 March 9, 2022

Dickwaffle 

When a guys dick looks like a waffle.

"you know that hot drummer adam? i heard he had a dickwaffle."

Dickwaffle by Jellyyyyyyyyyyy February 18, 2008

diawaffle 

Medical condition occuring the morning after you drink multiple pots of Waffle House Coffee late the night before. Usually consists of bad breath and "the shits" (diarrhea).

Man, last night I downed so much of dat nasty ass Waffle House Coffee. This morning I had an awful case of diawaffle.

diawaffle by Aaron Reedy December 27, 2002

dogwaffle 

Waffles made from dogs or from the school cafeteria... whichever comes first.

me: WTF BBQS4UC3 is this?
lunch lady: Dogwaffle.
me: delicious?

dogwaffle by Samurai - Anji April 23, 2007

Dickwaffle 

Someone who's so retarded they'd put their cock in a waffle iron because its warm

Person 1: Man, Jared is such a Dickwaffle!
Person 2: Oh yeah, I heard he put his cock in a waffle iron because he thought it was a pussy!

Dickwaffle by Pyschosus November 5, 2022