1. the penis
2. a stupid or obnoxious person
Shut up you sleazy dipstick.
Penis. See also to dip ones stick.
I saw his dipstick in the moonlight and my word did I get a fright. And that on a saturday night !
one who's brain compacity is less than a long thin piece of metal used to check oil levels.
your such a dip stick
shady, unattentive, unaware, clueless.
That dip-stick Joe forgot his wallet on the countertop table, again.
1) A tool used to test urine to find diseases in the kidneys or other parts of the excretory system.
2) A derogatory term used to describe a person.
-The dipstick revealed an excess amount of protein in the man's urine.
-That guy's a freaking dipstick!
A dipstick is when an individual walks up to an unsuspecting (seated) female victim and proceeds to stick his finger down her partially exposed ass-crack. He then looks her in dead in the eye and sniffs his fingers. Always a good ice-breaker.
After chad dipsticked kerry at unh in 2006, she knew they would be together forever.
A versatile tool, obtained near any park or garden.
Most oftenly used by schoolkids to poke around in stuff (usually mudpools)
this tool is named a dipstick
fine example of a dipstick