| 9. | dipstick | ||
|
1. the stick in your car used to measure how much oil you have.
2. a slang term for a person who is dumb 3. used as a substitute for "dipshit" whenever that particular word would be deemed inappropriate. 1. I looked at the car's dipstick, and it seems as though i need an oil change.
2. John is a total dipstick, he can't even tie his own shoes. 3. I got ripped off by that dipstick who fixed my stove. |
|||
| 1. | dipstick | ||
|
1. the penis 2. a stupid or obnoxious person Shut up you sleazy dipstick.
|
|||
| 2. | dipstick | ||
|
Penis. See also to dip ones stick. I saw his dipstick in the moonlight and my word did I get a fright. And that on a saturday night !
|
|||
|
|
|||
| 3. | dipstick | ||
|
(ADJ.)derogatory slang of a man's small penis. Could also be used an a noun (ADJ.)"You are a Dipstick!"
(Noun)"Where is he, Where is that Dip Stick." could be in place of pencil dick, needle dick or thin brain. |
|||
| 4. | Dipstick | ||
|
1) A tool used to test urine to find diseases in the kidneys or other parts of the excretory system.
2) A derogatory term used to describe a person. -The dipstick revealed an excess amount of protein in the man's urine.
-That guy's a freaking dipstick! |
|||
| 5. | dipstick | ||
|
A dipstick is when an individual walks up to an unsuspecting (seated) female victim and proceeds to stick his finger down her partially exposed ass-crack. He then looks her in dead in the eye and sniffs his fingers. Always a good ice-breaker. After chad dipsticked kerry at unh in 2006, she knew they would be together forever.
|
|||
|
|
|||
| 6. | dipstick | ||
|
when sat on the bog squeezing out a particularly long sausage, which whist still making its way out of your arse slowly and begrudgingly, also inadvertently touches the water. My god, that huge meat and potato platter we had at the Hamburg Beer Keller last night, it reemerged this morning producing the dipstick effect.
|
|||
| 7. | Dipstick | ||
|
A versatile tool, obtained near any park or garden.
Most oftenly used by schoolkids to poke around in stuff (usually mudpools) this tool is named a dipstick http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2415/2292111778_2ba2f7b60b.jpg
fine example of a dipstick |
|||
