when someone ejacqulates inside there girlfriends pussy and thinks "fuck i wasnt waring a cony".
you bitch is making you really horny so you stick it in a forgot to put a cony on then you cum inside of her
by aaron March 04, 2005

1. the penis

2. a stupid or obnoxious person
Shut up you sleazy dipstick.
by Light Joker April 17, 2007
Penis. See also to dip ones stick.
I saw his dipstick in the moonlight and my word did I get a fright. And that on a saturday night !
by muffindamule October 06, 2006
one who's brain compacity is less than a long thin piece of metal used to check oil levels.
your such a dip stick
by josh April 29, 2003
shady, unattentive, unaware, clueless.

That dip-stick Joe forgot his wallet on the countertop table, again.
by Chioma August 03, 2006
1.) The stick in fun dip.
2.) The D.
3.) A stupid person.
Hey dipstick, give me that dipstick, and the other dipstick.
by Shaey Kay May 21, 2014
1) A tool used to test urine to find diseases in the kidneys or other parts of the excretory system.

2) A derogatory term used to describe a person.
-The dipstick revealed an excess amount of protein in the man's urine.

-That guy's a freaking dipstick!
by Egaro February 16, 2009
A dipstick is when an individual walks up to an unsuspecting (seated) female victim and proceeds to stick his finger down her partially exposed ass-crack. He then looks her in dead in the eye and sniffs his fingers. Always a good ice-breaker.
After chad dipsticked kerry at unh in 2006, she knew they would be together forever.
by BDPclub April 04, 2010

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