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to take a huge hard dump with a huge bomb of smokeless tobacco in to ease the pain
dude i ate like 10 slices of bread last night when i had the munchies, im gonna have to chuck in a nice lip of grizzly wintergreen and take a dipshit
by dipfuck bigballs September 13, 2008
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a dumb fuckhead who fucks shit up with no dick. a dipshit has a lame ass face which induces pain in children. their high pitched woman voices attract child molesters which then proceed to butt-fuck their small brains out.
"hey look its gage"
"wow he is such a dipshit"
by kliljjjjj August 14, 2011
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people who write their own name on suggestion for UD
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a brown person .
due to the fact that they have been dipped in shit , which is why they are brown

aka . Mo. Ali .

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Mo , you're a dip shit
by h123456789 February 12, 2009
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One who repeatedly suffers from severe stupidity and makes impulsive decisions affecting others around him or her. For a fuller definition see Democratic National Committee, Congress, Wall Street, Barrack Obama, Hillary Clinton or the average college protester.
Hillary is such a dipshit to think that lying bitch like herself could actually be President of the United States.

Anyone who thinks Obamacare and a $20 trillion dollar debt is good is a fucking dipshit!

Socialist think it's okay to steal everyone else's money except their own. They are such dipshits!
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(noun) One who is lacking in mental capability to understand life's simplest things, such as completing a simple task given or simply opening a jar of mayonnaise without assistance.
1) "Wow, you drank that entire gallon of lethal fluids? You're such a dipshit!"

2) Anyone with lower than a 12th Grade education is often a dipshit or does dipshit type things.

3) Every Will Ferrell Movie involves his character being a dipshit.

4) "Wow, did you just run into a door? You're such a dipshit!"
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A stupid fuck that is so completely unaware that they are stupid it hurts the people around them
That John Holland is a real Dipshit.
That Dipshit Is a real John Holland
by Cooper_human May 21, 2016
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