Dip shit. One who is an idiot. Dip shit is offten used as a negitive name...an insult. Dip shits usually work in industries requiring them to talk to a large number of people. These include: people at the DMV, super market workers, the person behind the counter at the post office, or a taxi driver. A dip shit can also be someone that makes you want to knock yourself out with the smell of your own socks. Example: your cousin, dorm neighbor that blairs their fuckin' music all night long, or even the guy in the red Jetta that cut you off on the highway the other day.
Get the fuck away from me or I'll kick your mother-fucking ass, dip shit!
by Nimrod1 February 06, 2006
A move invented by Conlan Casal in early 2009. The "Dip Shit" occurs when a person or persons are dipping some sort of tobacco and have a bowel movement at the same time. This action usually can take from 10 minutes to 50 minutes judging on the skill of the dipper.
Parker:"Hey man want to go take a dip shit?"
Hyle:"Yeah man, I just got a new can."
Ezra:"Can I Come?"
by Dylan Missle May 09, 2010
1. Someone of high ignorant behavior yet carry drivers liscences or work at the DMV.

2. Mean in nature and who dislike everyone in general due to their negative energy.

3. Walk and talk as if a giant redwood was inserted into their rectum.
That dip ship couldn't tell the difference between his asshole and his mouth.
by Cesar B August 02, 2003
The use of chewing tobacco, while taking crap, in order for an exertion of potent, yet sloppy poop.
I bummed a dip from WillyMac to take an exhilirating dip shit.
by Garfunkel April 13, 2005
A person who's actions suggest they are stupid or dim witted
That ball boy is a real dip shit.
by Bruce January 03, 2004
A person that asks the same question twice, then rephrases it again for a third time just to cause you mental anguish.
STFU you stupid dipshit you've just asked me that question.
by sonny82 September 11, 2009
Someone who doesnt know what they want therefore fucking everything up. Mostly with a girl. They fuck up then try to fix it like its cool but it usually doesn't work.
Guy:Damn. Brett really fucked up with Samantha.
Girl:Yeah hes a dipshit.
Guy:Maybe she will forgive him..
Girl: No, hes too much of a dipshit
by brett34 June 02, 2009
Someone who looks up dipshit in the dictionary.
If you don't know what a dipshit is, you must really be a dipshit.
by 93r83498534967 January 05, 2009

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