Gum used to freshen breath before an important meeting or social engagement. Coined by Captain Bruce Ripley on the show Outer Space Astronauts.

Alternatively spelled Al-Key’blar, and predominantly spelled Al Keebler by most Americans. The elven translation of Al-Kaebla is ‘the Base’. Technically speaking, Robin Cook, the former British Foreign Secretary from 1997-2001, explained Al-Kaebla literally means ‘the database’. It was the computer file of the thousands of mujahideen who were recruited and trained by the CIA to defeat the Soviet Union during the 1980’s.

Famous Al-Kaebla members include: Fast Eddie, who wrapped the products; Sam, the peanut butter baker; Buckets, who threw fudge on the cookies (too much, some criticize); and Osama bin Cookie Monster, who besides eating lots of cookies, is resurrected by the Media when the US Government needs to scare the American people into submission.

The well-known Elvelamist group, created by Zbigniew Kazimierz Brzezinski, when he was the United States National Security Advisor to President Jimmy Carter from 1977 to 1981, was and still is a valuable CIA asset, has attacked civilian and military targets in various countries, the most notable being the September 11th attacks in 2001. The official story told by the AmeriKan Government and repeated without error by the Mainstream Media is: nineteen Elvelamist Al-Keeblers fled their massive network of trees in the deep dark mountains of Afghanistan to highjack four AmeriKan Airliners with Al-Fudge Sandwich Cookies, escaping AmeriKa’s trillion dollar defense system for hours to hit three of four of their targets - World Tra...