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3.
Verb: the act of being the biggest piece of shit on the planet.

Actually is the only comeback to your face

Dude 1: ur a dip nut!

Dude 2: ur face!

Dude 1: Dip nut!

Dude 2: Fuck leaves in tears.
by neideigh October 27, 2007
 
1.
verb: the act of being the biggest piece of shit on the planet.

is proven fact the only comeback to your face
dude 1: dip nut

dude 2: your face!!

dude 1: DIP NUT!

dude 2: FUCK runs away crying
by neideigh October 27, 2007
 
2.
1. Someone who expresses a complete lack of common sense or intellegence. After an act of dipnut has been done others who see it are nearly required to point at the person who commited the act and say, loud enough for all those around to hear, "DIPNUT!" thus making the person feel bad about themselves.
1. That person just dipnutted all over the place, get a clean-up crew in here!
by BlArGh October 20, 2003
 
4.
Any person who is stupid or commiting a stupid act to be cool but fails miserably without knowing they have made a jackass of themself.see also dipwad, jackass.
Jimmy tried in vain to be like his idol Johnny Knoxville, but ended up making a dipnut of himself.
by wouldn't you like to know April 05, 2004
 
5.
to run like hell, usually from the gay ass cops
i had to dip nuts from some cops last night
by mitch May 17, 2005