A piece of writing that is such a failure, it is worse than an abortion.
"So I was wondering if you wanted to go to the movies with me?"
"What are you going to watch? I hope it's not Twilight."
"Dip me in shit and call me Susan, how could you have ever guessed?"
"Well, Twilight is number one in the box office, so its sells went up a lot. The only reason I don't want to watch it is because it was based on the book, which was a literary abortion."
a large male (sometimes female) who has gigantic nipples, larger than your average pancake. Usually reeks of B-O, also studders or talks rapidly.
Yo! you see that ondeck over there! Don't you just want to go bean dip him!
Right, Screw The Almost realistic definitions... Im actually going to take time to write this...
Kids around 14 and are therfore confused in what they want to be during puberty, they run around like hyper little things not realising that it looks pretty stupid...
They like to show off that they know MAINSTREAM bands and songs by playing them outloud in public areas Eg. School, Town.
They die there hair to match everyone else (dip dye - YUCK) And all they really want is to fit in NMW.
Some cake there faces in what appears to be 'Scene' make-up however others go for a more discreet bopper look.
They Walk around with far too many bracelets on and usually 'converse' or 'vans' because of course, everyone freakin' wears them... WELL KIDDIES.
THAT A BOPPER!
''Hey Like My BMTH, Im Playing It Loud Because I Know You Guys Like Them''
The worst hell in existence and home of the Shit Devil.
What deems a person worthy of being thrown into Shit Hell is purely subjective.
Karl: "Turns out I'm gay."
Josh: "Also turns out you're going to Shit Hell."
Ethan: "If you don't put Jason Christ into your heart, you'll go to hell, and if you don't allow Ted Haggard to dip his tip, you'll go straight down to Shit Hell."
Jesse: "And if I marry outside of my race?"
Ethan: "Shit Hell."
Jasper: "I broke the law by going 57 in a 55."
Tommy: "You'll be hanging out with the Shit Devil soon enough for that!"
A rarity, an Italian side dish made up of bruchetta and spagetti. A snack for any time of day. A term only used by adolecent savant hipsters while out and about at the local italian hot spots. Often followed by some form of alcohol, one bruchgetti is no filler for the usual munchie bergade, so snack on a few post that BT.
Waitor, hurry up with that bruchgetti, im hungry now!
This dip sucks with no bruchgetti!
I wonder if they have bruchgetti here?
This wine would go quite swell with some bruchgetti!
|601.||Stuffing Your Taco With Company Meat|
The female version of dipping your pen in the company ink. A senior woman in a company having sex with an underling or lower level male employee, who may or may not be a direct report to that woman.
Mandy: That Dave is quite a hot number, I'm tapping that shit in Vegas.
Jane: Do you think that's a good idea?
Mandy: Hell ya! Gonna dip my pen in the company ink, beeeaaaatch!
Jane: You're the shizzle! But, really, don't you mean Stuffing Your Taco With Company Meat! You go girl!
When a person owns a Honda Civic and has an unrealistic view that the car is the fastest, safest, bestest, most prettiest, and manly car in the world. The person who has a Civic Ego is usually full of themselves but only because their car is a Honda Civic.
Friend 1: "Yo bro my Civic is better than a rally car. We should race!
Friend 2: "No dip-shit I drive a Ferrari and would whip your ass, you have some mad Civic ego."
Example 2: "My Civic can go 150km/hr up a mountain and 170km/hr around a corner! Civic's are the best!"