Din, from the latin meaning soft, used in early manuscripts found in the Dead Sea to describe the curly hair growing from a man's pubis. Woody, which stems from the Hebrew for the penis of an Irishmen who's had too much to drink. Put together, a Dinwoody is one with a soft penis, due to "whiskey dick" or the overindulgence in alcohol which inhibits the nerves to a man's genitals causing a soft penal vicinity.
That guy couldn't do anything, he was such a fucking dinwoody.
by Candice Everhart January 25, 2008