pronounced dino (as in dinosaur) - and whore (as in whore, slut etc...)

when i was faced with the question, "what do you call someone older than a cougar??" i brilliantly came up with dinowhore... its an old ass woman who is still at the bar picking up young drunk men in her 60's, 70's and 80's... they are a rare bread but they do exist... they are a lot more sly then cougars... they lure their prey with cookies and warm milk.
"Dude!!! Look at that dinowhore over there!!! i wonder if the drapes match the carpet????"

"Hey... i think that dinowhore's teeth just fell out on the dance floor...."

i am trying not to be mean to old people... but it is kinda funny...
by Weedy McBongsmoke December 03, 2010
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Dinosaurs were huge, so a dinowhore is a giant, dinosaur-sized whore.
Wow, that shirt is skin tight. What a dinowhore.
by I heart chocolate flakes! March 15, 2009
A person who likes to eat dinosaurs AND eat them out.
Danny is a dino whore.
by Tiffy(: November 10, 2010
A person who likes large in every sense. Plays badminton and enjoys hitting shuttlecocks and whacking off with their racket.
Damn that chick Natalie in gymclass was such a dinowhore

Natalie is the biggest dinowhore in the universe
by Felipeee January 13, 2009
the human equivilant of a dinosaur eating pussy that weighs 600 pounds. Usually found in the depths of a male's anus. A dinowhore can also be described as a prostitute with 3 rows of cleavage from fat. One can always enjoy eating cereal out of the dimples of a dinowhore's ass. Only Arnold Schwartzenagger's cock can possibly fit the size of a dinowhore's va-jay-jay. When very sweaty the back of a dinowhore's neck can resemble a water slide. To conclude, a dinowhore's orgasm sounds like a trumpet playing along with an opera singer, britney spears, and chuck norris.
"What the hell was that sound?"
"It must have been a dinowhore!"
by hoochapig October 05, 2007
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