"crinkly dinker" describes someone or something that's needlessly complex, confusing, or inefficient. It could imply that the person or thing is causing unnecessary complications or difficulties due to their actions or attributes.
Despite his promises of efficiency, his approach to project management turned out to be a crinkly dinker, leading to unnecessary complications and delays.
Typically only found on the circumsized penis, Dinksalt is the salty excretion created when you get an infection under the foreskin. Often accompanied by a terrible smell.
Term used in Counter-Strike that means to be shot in the head, but not killed. The "dink" part of this work comes from the sound a bullet makes when it hits a helmet.
Pack-a-Stan (RADIO): Go Go Go...
....ten seconds later...
Pack-a-Stan (Team): WOW NO BACKUP I GOT DINKED!
Travels using a parasol to descend from the sky to arrive at their destination to defeat robots using a lasso.
A Dinkster expects everybody to know who they are and is massively big headed.