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Dingle Hammer 

A special hammer used for smashing the dingleberries off of your ass hairs.
"He pulled his ass hairs tight, and shattered his dingleberries to oblivion with his dingle hammer."

"In my line of work the dingle hammer is a usefull tool."

"If you use my dingle hammer you better clean it!"

"He accidently smashed his balls with the dingle hammer."
Dingle Hammer by Circus Freak January 10, 2010

dingleheimer 

a german person who has a dingleberry mustache
1 hitler had a dingleheimer
2 kendall has a dingleheimer
3 austin and abe bobo have dingleheimers all over their face and all in their butt holes

Dinglehumper 

A person that inserts a fork into themselves, sexually.
Did I just catch you masturbating with a fork in you? Youre such a dinglehumper."
Dinglehumper by deathwish101 April 18, 2012

dingleheimersmith 

Some douchebag whose name you either don't know or can't remember.
"I can't believe the new guy left me to do all the work. What a dingleheimersmith"

"What the fuck was up with the dingleheimersmith? What was he bitching about?

How bout dem knicks? 

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?
How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005
Word of the Day on June 8, 2026

Power Couple 

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.
I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.
Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012
Word of the Day on June 7, 2026