1. A miniature, barnacle-like extension of pubic hair surrounding, and appearing to 'bloom' from, the anal region. These unwanted 'berries' are formed by bits of excrement and/or useless toilet paper, creating non-acute yet constant discomfort.

2. An irritating, attention-craving person with a low EQ who thinks s/he is cool. Predictable and unimpressive yet pompous expressions characterize this lame douche bag.
I switch the channel as soon as that dingleberry Rand Paul comes on because I know anything he says or does will be totally annoying.
by User of Urban Dictionary March 11, 2011
1. (n) A bit of poo that gets caught on your butt hairs.
2. (v) To continue talking about a subject that nobody is listening to.
3. (n) Chicken and Brown Rice soup from Arlequin Bakery in San Francisco.
1. I had the worst dingleberry yesterday, but it crusted over so fast!
2. Quit your dingleberryin' Willis! Nobody listenin'!
3. Don't waste your hard earned cash on dingleberry in Hayes Valley.
by buttman124 January 31, 2011
Verb:

(1) The residue of feces in the form of balls left around the edge of your anus or asshole hair, which usually dangles like "jingle bells"

(2) The act of dunking your balls in a inebriated persons mouth over and over until arousal. aka the "submarine"

Adj:

(1) Someone who usually sticks out among others but in a ignorant, obnoxious manner
Verb: Yes guys! Darrel is out, lets go do the "dingle Berry"

Adj: Looks at this dingle berry, thinks he can blast his music in the lobby, geeze!
by Bri Bri 1991 February 16, 2010
A stleathy, socially awkward make found prelly unexpected women on dancefloors at cocktail parties, weddings, and clubs all over the nation.

The Dingleberry is a common sight on the dance floors of cocktail parties, weddigs and clubs across the nation. This pest silently approach a non suspecting female dancer from behind and begin to dance behind her with the hopes of grinding his penis on her.

What Differs the dingle berry from the douche bag, is that the dingleberry is difficult to remove. Once a dingle berry humps his chosen woman she will most like have him attached to her ass for the rest of the night no how hard she shakes that booty trying to boogy away.
Sorry Girls, but i have go go sit down for a bit and detach this dingleberry from my ass so I can be comfortable. the dingleberry's dancing behind me and trying to pretend his penis just keeps accidently rubbing on my butt for song ofter song, I cant shake him off.
by sororitysam January 25, 2010
A mixture of poop and toilet paper that remains tangled in the anal hair after he/she wipes. See Klingon

The dried up crap on a mammals ass fur. Usually a bear.
Dingleberrys are life. The rest are just details.
by kking09 October 24, 2009
a small piece of crap that sticks to a patch of fur around your anus. Usually dingle berries are found after a horrible wipe job or after a good shart.
Look at this dingle berry. Its as big as a oreo!!!
by nilly jean May 22, 2008
A driver who follows others too closely and does not make an effort to pass.
Look at that dingleberry, he's been on my ass for the past 30 miles.
by Steve Jose January 24, 2008

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