That little piece of dried up poo that hangs from your butt hairs, and hurts like hell to remove
John: Hey can you help me out

Samantha: Yeah sure, what is it?

John: Can you remove my dingleberry? A true friend would!

Samantha: We are no longer friends
by Toxic Tacos August 05, 2015
Poop stained toilet paper balls that gets stuck to your butthole hairs after wiping.
I'm not buying this toilet paper anymore because it gives me dingleberries.
by Davenm June 03, 2015
A turd hanging from an ass hair.
Cass is a dingleberry
by skylord10 May 21, 2015
small piece of shit that clings to your ass hairs
I took a crap and just created a bunch of dingleberry
by schnorkles October 27, 2010
The mixture and solidification of a poop chunk with toilet paper. Usually occurs on one's butt hairs after attempting to remove larger remnants of number 2. Not to be confused with a poop chunk itself. A dingleberry always contains remnants of toilet paper.
Oh, love you have a poop chunk on your butt hair. Allow me to remove it with a butt wipe. We better use the wet ones to make sure not to make a dingleberry.- My wife actually said this...
by THE Cheezeballz June 03, 2010
An annoying or unwanted person who latches onto others simply so they are not alone. Figuratively, like that piece of poop that latches on and does not want to let go. This person usually feels extremely uncomfortable during these situations.
There was no one to sit with at lunch today, so I awkwardly sat with a group of people I don't really talk to. I felt like such a dingleberry.
by i_have_no_name. October 21, 2009
Balls of hard shit that hangs from ones ass. A real pain to get them off in the shower.
"Fuck, I have dingleberries again? third time this week!"
by ICEFIRE December 21, 2013

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