There seems to be a misconception concerning the forming of a dingleberry and whether toilet paper is actually part of said dingleberry. A dingleberry is simply a rogue particle of shit that mysteriously attaches itself to a butt hair. Toilet paper only becomes involved in attempting to remove the offending turd. One first notices a dingleberry after crapping & feeling an odd "tug" on ones butt hair. Then the person wiggles back and forth making the dingleberry go side to side hitting the butt cheeks like a striker hitting a church bell.
That was the biggest dingleberry since Kato Kalin
by bigbobp September 24, 2008

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A hardened blob of shit attached to anal hairs.
Dingleberry: Male and female nurses in numerous wars have had the job of cleaning up wounded soldiers for surgery. One job is to remove the dingleberries which accumulate when a frontline soldier has no chance of a bath or shower - hence the jocular valediction among members of the Royal Army Medical Corps who have served in the grimmest of campaigns: "Don't let the dingleberries dangle!"
by Ken Creffield February 15, 2007

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A collection of toilet paper, lint, and shit located in the asshole and chode region.
TOmmy has a giant dingle berry located in the vacinity of his cornhole
by Daniel September 02, 2003

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Everyone knows what they are! The question is: Why aren't they called dangleberries?
Q: name a berry that is not good in a pie.

A: dingleberry
by SEVEN CARD December 04, 2006

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Vin Diesel's career after "The Pacifier".
I would rather stab myself in the gooch than watch that dingle berry of a movie again
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Welding jargon used to describe the little balls of metal spatter that occur while arc welding. usually these dingle berries just lay around the bead you just made and are easily removed, however, they sometimes stick so that nothing can remove them and your welding instructor calls you a sack of shit jestingly and points out all the dingle berries.

Dingle berries can occur with arc blow, which is magnetism in the metal, and causes the molten weld to spray everywhere but the place you want it. Arc blow causes the most irremovable dingle berries.

As far as my knowledge goes, this term is coined by the finest welding instructor at the SRJC.
Welding Instructor: John Gradren you sack of shit look at all those dingle berries you must of been a mile away from your weld.

JG: But I was using 6013! that shit spatters like no other welding rod.

WI: Alright but next time this happens you're eating the entire bucket of slag and rod stubs.
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The crusty fecal matter that cannot be removed on the first wipe. These devilish pieces of turd dangle like unwanted Christmas ornaments. Just as you commit to wiping any remnants away, they form into tiny clusters resembling a horrible goulash of brown and black nuggets.
Dangit! I got some dingleberry stuck in my drawers again! Bring out the 2 ply Charmin!
by DingleDangle October 23, 2007

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