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There seems to be a misconception concerning the forming of a dingleberry and whether toilet paper is actually part of said dingleberry. A dingleberry is simply a rogue particle of shit that mysteriously attaches itself to a butt hair. Toilet paper only becomes involved in attempting to remove the offending turd. One first notices a dingleberry after crapping & feeling an odd "tug" on ones butt hair. Then the person wiggles back and forth making the dingleberry go side to side hitting the butt cheeks like a striker hitting a church bell. That was the biggest dingleberry since Kato Kalin
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A small piece of shit stuck to your ass. NOUN. I removed my dingleberry and through it at my cat. My cat then started to cover the dingleberry with sand.
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A dingleberry is very simply, a piece of fecal matter which hangs on to the ass hair within a mans ass crack ommiting an unpleasent odor which can be smelled when close to ones ass. It can also cause itching in the anal area. Damn man, I got a case of dingleberrys. I better clean my shit better next time.
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The crusty fecal matter that cannot be removed on the first wipe. These devilish pieces of turd dangle like unwanted Christmas ornaments. Just as you commit to wiping any remnants away, they form into tiny clusters resembling a horrible goulash of brown and black nuggets. Dangit! I got some dingleberry stuck in my drawers again! Bring out the 2 ply Charmin!
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Everyone knows what they are! The question is: Why aren't they called dangleberries? Q: name a berry that is not good in a pie.
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A common yet delightful hybrid of fecal matter, shit paper, and ass hair. Dingleberry's can be the result of poor anal hygine and are the primary suspect for the infamous ass itch
syndrome and the all familiar skid mark. Can be alleviated by immediate shower following a nice relaxing dump. Most men, however, enjoy the accumulation and smell of a finely aged dingleberry! Man, I haven't washed my stink hole for two weeks, and have come down with a serious case of ass itch. I hate to do it but I think I'll get my girl to clip off those delightful dingleberrys! Sure will miss the skids!
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An ass-booger that makes for great rolling and flicking, having a characteristically rubbery clay-like texture due to being largely made up of fecal matter. While watching TV, I enjoy the simultaneous pastime of plucking the dingleberry, or 'dingle' from my rectal ring, often time plucking the pubic follicle along with it. After the decadent act of flicking it on the carpet, the reward is that you can smell your finger for quite sometime afterwards, relishing the memory, and anticipating the next dingle.
"Stinky, the poop man, was a smelly runny soul, with a brown top hat, and a turd-nose, and two eyes made out of dingle" |
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