Dried up shit that hangs on to the hair of the ass.
Kate: Hey Josh, I see a dingle berry hanging out of your ass.
Josh: Be a good friend and get that for me.
by I forget December 10, 2004
There seems to be a misconception concerning the forming of a dingleberry and whether toilet paper is actually part of said dingleberry. A dingleberry is simply a rogue particle of shit that mysteriously attaches itself to a butt hair. Toilet paper only becomes involved in attempting to remove the offending turd. One first notices a dingleberry after crapping & feeling an odd "tug" on ones butt hair. Then the person wiggles back and forth making the dingleberry go side to side hitting the butt cheeks like a striker hitting a church bell.
That was the biggest dingleberry since Kato Kalin
by bigbobp September 24, 2008
A hardened blob of shit attached to anal hairs.
Dingleberry: Male and female nurses in numerous wars have had the job of cleaning up wounded soldiers for surgery. One job is to remove the dingleberries which accumulate when a frontline soldier has no chance of a bath or shower - hence the jocular valediction among members of the Royal Army Medical Corps who have served in the grimmest of campaigns: "Don't let the dingleberries dangle!"
by Ken Creffield February 15, 2007
Everyone knows what they are! The question is: Why aren't they called dangleberries?
Q: name a berry that is not good in a pie.

A: dingleberry
by SEVEN CARD December 04, 2006
A collection of toilet paper, lint, and shit located in the asshole and chode region.
TOmmy has a giant dingle berry located in the vacinity of his cornhole
by Daniel September 02, 2003
Vin Diesel's career after "The Pacifier".
I would rather stab myself in the gooch than watch that dingle berry of a movie again
by Jay 'Goggles' Ivey October 12, 2006
An ass-booger that makes for great rolling and flicking, having a characteristically rubbery clay-like texture due to being largely made up of fecal matter.
While watching TV, I enjoy the simultaneous pastime of plucking the dingleberry, or 'dingle' from my rectal ring, often time plucking the pubic follicle along with it. After the decadent act of flicking it on the carpet, the reward is that you can smell your finger for quite sometime afterwards, relishing the memory, and anticipating the next dingle.

"Stinky, the poop man, was a smelly runny soul, with a brown top hat, and a turd-nose, and two eyes made out of dingle"
by Cab Callaway January 03, 2006
The crusty fecal matter that cannot be removed on the first wipe. These devilish pieces of turd dangle like unwanted Christmas ornaments. Just as you commit to wiping any remnants away, they form into tiny clusters resembling a horrible goulash of brown and black nuggets.
Dangit! I got some dingleberry stuck in my drawers again! Bring out the 2 ply Charmin!
by DingleDangle October 23, 2007

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