Little balls of shit that build up on ass hairs.
Dude!! Kelly was tossing my salad and got dingleberrys stuck in her teeth.

I would like some dingleberry pie.
by Ara, Kai, Lauren, Jon November 30, 2007
A hardened blob of shit attached to anal hairs.
Dingleberry: Male and female nurses in numerous wars have had the job of cleaning up wounded soldiers for surgery. One job is to remove the dingleberries which accumulate when a frontline soldier has no chance of a bath or shower - hence the jocular valediction among members of the Royal Army Medical Corps who have served in the grimmest of campaigns: "Don't let the dingleberries dangle!"
by Ken Creffield February 15, 2007
Everyone knows what they are! The question is: Why aren't they called dangleberries?
Q: name a berry that is not good in a pie.

A: dingleberry
by SEVEN CARD December 04, 2006
A collection of toilet paper, lint, and shit located in the asshole and chode region.
TOmmy has a giant dingle berry located in the vacinity of his cornhole
by Daniel September 02, 2003
Vin Diesel's career after "The Pacifier".
I would rather stab myself in the gooch than watch that dingle berry of a movie again
by Jay 'Goggles' Ivey October 12, 2006
Small cruds that dangle from hair around anus if you don't wipe or shower well.
I had a hard time removing a dingle berry this morning.
by muyinteligente October 31, 2009
The crusty fecal matter that cannot be removed on the first wipe. These devilish pieces of turd dangle like unwanted Christmas ornaments. Just as you commit to wiping any remnants away, they form into tiny clusters resembling a horrible goulash of brown and black nuggets.
Dangit! I got some dingleberry stuck in my drawers again! Bring out the 2 ply Charmin!
by DingleDangle October 23, 2007
A common yet delightful hybrid of fecal matter, shit paper, and ass hair. Dingleberry's can be the result of poor anal hygine and are the primary suspect for the infamous ass itch
syndrome and the all familiar skid mark. Can be alleviated by immediate shower following a nice relaxing dump. Most men, however, enjoy the accumulation and smell of a finely aged dingleberry!
Man, I haven't washed my stink hole for two weeks, and have come down with a serious case of ass itch. I hate to do it but I think I'll get my girl to clip off those delightful dingleberrys! Sure will miss the skids!
by King Turd January 20, 2006

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