Crap Dingle 

Dingles of crap left behing after you wipe. Often found in hairy butts.

Aww dude, wipe man! I can smell your crap dingles from here!

Crap Dingle by JL May 13, 2003

Crap Dingle 

Dingles of crap. Left behind despite 4-5 wipes with toilet paper. Usual problem with hairy arses.

I was humping her in the missionary position but I couldn't cum, I kept losing my erection. So I asked her to turn over so I could do it doggie style, and hold the base of my shaft. She put her head down on her crossed arms, and her ass up, but then I could smell her crap dingles too well !

Crap Dingle by Jake February 1, 2004

crap dongle 

A theoretical, invisible master key of technology, attached to a company's computer network, that keeps all of it's technology running smoothly and seamlessly. It is usually possessed by a single IT system administrator and is automatically disconnected when it's owner is out sick or on vacation, thus ensuing immediate system failure. It's existence has never been proven, and much like a black hole's vacuum of light, is only visible by it's surrounding aura of destruction and chaotic effects.

Bruce left and took his crap dongle with him, now our computers and servers have been down.

crap dongle by daniel Tamez January 19, 2008

dinglerape

The forceable removal of another person's dingleberries without prior consent.

When riding the subway, one should always remember to wear a belt, lest they become an unfortunate victim of a dinglerape at the hands of a vicious follicle yanking dinglerapist. Saggers beware!

dinglerape by Dinglemeyer January 10, 2014

dinglecracka 

A dinglecracka is when a boy and a girl have sex in their parents home when the house is empty. The lights go off and her shit-covered thong is left on the floor. When they hear a noise downstairs, they scramble to put clothes on. Since the lights are off, the girl puts the shit-covered thong on backwards. Therefore, the shit-covered thong is sucked into the vagina crack; aka the dinglecracka.

*Alex and Nick have sex in Alex's room*

During intercourse they hear the footsteps of the parents. They rush to put clothes on and Alex puts her thong on backwards.

Nick: That was a close one! Your dad almost caught us.

Alex: I know, that was really scary. So scary I didn't even realize that I put my thong on backwards.

Nick: OH NOOOO! DID you just give yourself dinglecrackas?

dinglecracka by VibratingNut June 20, 2017

dingletrap

a trap used to catch chicks

i caught that babe with my dingletrap

dingletrap by caf May 15, 2005