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peter dinklage

a dwarf actor who is best known for death at a funeral
he has overcome many obstacles and is very heroic
Shelley: "dayum peter dinklage!"
peter dinklage by andraydray December 25, 2008

Peter Dinklage

A metaphor for the male genitals. Peter referring to the penis, and Dinklage referring to the testicle sack.
Hey girl, I got a friend you might wanna meat, his name is Peter Dinklage.
Peter Dinklage by Stony Tark November 12, 2015

peter dinklage

The extra skin in the area between your ball sack and the shaft of your penis.
My peter dinklage has been rather itchy lately.
peter dinklage by BigGerman25 November 2, 2016

Dinklage 

The medical term for having an extremely saggy scrotum.
"Alright Dave?"
"No, I went to the doctors and turns out I've got Dinklage."
"Dinklage?"
"Aye, it's when you have an exceptionally saggy scrotum. I wouldn't wish it on anyone."

"Surely it's got some uses?"
"Well apart from swingball, no. Even then, the fact it's my testes puts the kids off."
Dinklage by TyfE September 22, 2014

Lickin' the Dinklage. 

Giving oral sex to a man who is not well endowed.
Kirsten: "Did you go out with Danny the other night? I heard he has a small package."
Gloria: "Meh, yeah but he wasn't TOO bad, I totally got to Lickin' the Dinklage."

danglage 

the manifestation of dangling. The phenomena of danglage is governed by Newton's Laws of Danglage, the set of truths pertaining to dangling, as discerned and elucidated by the great Sir Isaac Newton:

First Law: A person dangling tends to continue dangling until acted upon by an external force. This resistance to a change in danglage is referred to as danglertia.

Second Law: Danglage=Mass*Dangleration, where dangleration is the rate at which the danglocity increases or decreases (danglocity in dangles per unit time).

Third Law: For every dangle, there is an equal and opposite fumble.

*In the universe, danglage is conserved. That is, the sum of the danglage of the universe is constant.
In the 2010 Eastern Conference Championships, the Philadelphia Flyers unleashed a deluge of danglage upon the Boston Bruins, who, despite their best efforts, continued to fumble. (First Law)
danglage by philly4life November 7, 2010