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dinglestone 

1)A small pebble one acquires on the road along the coast of Dingle, Ireland. The descendants of this region are partial to placing them on the mantle as a nostalgic gesture.
2)The final phase of transformation of the dingleberry, the melding of Toilet paper and fecal matter which ensares itself in orbit around the sphinctoid.
1)My Uncle Seamus mistakenly placed his own dingleberries on the mantel alongside his snott balls and toe jam until they hardened to dinglestones. He had never been to Ireland so had never seen that the stones in Dingle were more of a greyish tone than his brown progeny.
2)She had produced a sharp dinglestone which caused a stabbing pain on her inner ass cheek., but others complimented on her sexy new style of walk. She was torn about removing the little fella, whom she had affectionately dubbed O'Heinehy.
dinglestone by Pantaloon January 14, 2008
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The small particles of dirt left on pieces of clothes which only Rose Spires, the Cheer laundress, can see and clean in combination with Cheer. In her words, dingies are:

"Dingy is the opposite of clean, love. It's dull, grayish, faded, grimy, grubby, mucky, and just dreadfully dirty"
1: OMG!!! There's dingies in your clothes! (Rips the shirt off of the person, washes it with cheer with fancy animation showing the dingies get destroyed)

2. (Thinks WTF???)

1. Here you go... (gives shirt back). Cheerio!
dingies by helloandhi February 13, 2008
Dingies is Dundee slang used to tell someone that their talking a load of bollocks.
#Statement - I won the national lottery 3 weeks in a row, i'm minted!

#Reply - Dingies.
Dingies by Darkriver1611 July 4, 2011

Dinglestud 

A true ghetto baller who knows how to play the game
my friend jamal acts like a Dinglestud when he steps on that court
Dinglestud by braves5051 July 26, 2009

Dinglestank

Someone who is really fucking retarded and should be euthanized.
My friend Aidan is a fucking Dinglestank
Dinglestank by BungusBorp February 12, 2019

Dinglestopper 

A buttplug, a word commonly used by the KendallSwagg
"Quit shoving that dinglestopper into your rectum during the movies. It's rude!"
Dinglestopper by TheKendall June 6, 2018

dinglestache 

a Mustache with dingleberries caused by butt kissing.
He came out of the foreman’s office with a nasty dinglestache.