dingdongery 

Stupid, silly, and usually harmless actions that make reasonable people shake their heads in disbelief. Usually these are actions made by people who don't think things all the way through and/or can be described as "ding dongs".

You got a tattoo that says "$WAG" because you "thought it was funny"?! That's straight dingdongery.

dingdongery by jesses55 May 27, 2021

dingbanger 

Term related to an archaic device from The Before Time, The Long Long Ago. Refers to the carriage advance lever on a typewriter, so named for the characteristic *ding* made by the machine upon pushing the lever, and the *BANG!* sound made as the carriage returned to the left margin.

"To move to the next line, just slap the dingbanger."

dingbanger by phuqueyeah March 21, 2021

DongBonger 

A DongBonger is one who is obsessed with punching Ginger peoples genitals

Jimmy is such a DongBonger.

DongBonger by Serious Bitch October 23, 2017

Dingdonger 

An erect penis.

''Look, he's got a dingdonger!

Dingdonger by LMCFEV February 21, 2009

dingwinger 

A dull-witted person.

That guy's acting like an animal in public! What a dingwinger!

dingwinger by Seshie January 14, 2009

Dingbonger 

Usually referred to as an individual who acts/ or performs as if they were another person.

A week after you get a new item and new wardrobe another person purchases the same item, which; could be a variation of the original item, or the exact replica. The person who is unoriginal would also be known as, a dingbonger.

Dingbonger by Jasmanda May 5, 2009