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A more proper way of telling someone they are a complete fucking idiot. Commonly said with a short rap on one's own head for emphasis.

Used in situations where sayign the words "complete fucking idiot" may get you in trouble, such as school.
That screen door was closed and you walked right through it, you ding-dong!
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The shiny doorbell went ding-dong.
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A PENIS, usually quite tiny.
His dingdong was tiny, it made me giggle.
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A city in Texas:

Ding Dong, Texas
G: I live in Ding Dong
D: fag...
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Ohhh you touch my tralala, hmmm my ding ding dong....

-Gunther and The Sunshine Girls
by David Greiner May 06, 2005
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Idiot or penis

A silly word used to instigate fights.
"You're a fucking ding-dong"

or

"Suck my ding-dong, please"
by ZT June 09, 2005
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its what you call a person when they have done something stupid
sarah :" hey look a dead bird"
louise: looks up "where"
sarah: " no u dingdong"
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